It's been ages since I've stepped into dessert house. For those unacquainted with Melbourne's chinatown, dessert house is a Hong-Kong style eatery in one of the small shopping centres, mainly patronized by overseas students. As we walked out of the shopping centre, I took a double-take as we walked past this sign posted on the door of a small phone shop.
In English: "We have moved house.
Please go to the new store.
(Same shopping centre)"
Just in case you didn't know where the new shop was... the kind owners had a map drawn out as well...
... and if that wasn't enough...
for the topographically challenged